LDS Church Announces Plan to Open Restaurants

Did you know. . . .??

LDS Church announces plan to open Mormon-themed restaurants


Rumor has it that there is an idea floating around out there for a chain
of non-pretentious Mormon-themed restaurants called The Steak Center
(Where There's Never a Dry, Boring Meat-ing!).

Each Steak Center will have one enormous dining area with basketball
hoops at either end and folding metal chairs and long tables covered in
plastic tablecloths. The Steak Centers will not have hostesses, but
greeters, men in their seventies who will meet you at the door and talk
like they have known you all your life.

The main menu items will be: Porterhouse Rockwell Steak, Primary Rib and
the Poor Wayfaring Pan of Beef, garnished with Parsley P. Pratt Funeral
Potatoes. They will also have, when in season, Eliza R. Snow Crab.

And let's not forget a whole line of 'And It Came to Pasta', including
Kraft Maca-Moroni and Cheese.

Additionally, they'll have breakfast items, including Pearls of Great
Rice and Frosted Minivans, as well as Adam-ondi-Omelettes. Also
available, 'In Our Lovely Desserts', including Fast Sundaes, Gadianton
Cobbler and the sinful Laman Meringue Pie.

The waiters will be 12- and 13-year-old boys wearing white shirts and
their fathers' neck-ties. At the end of the night, all customers will be
asked to help fold up the chairs, tables and vacuum the floor.

Franchises are selling faster than Sunbeams on Skittles!
Reserve yours while they last!

(I hope you are laughing) I got this as an email and I couldn't resist using this photo from the birthday bash last Saturday.
P.S. I think someone forgot to include all about the Lime Green Jello/Carrot salad for the buffet table!!!